THE LITTLE MAGAZINE: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us, Dick.
DICK DIVER: Well, I've been a fan of your publication for a long time.
DD: Yeah, but you should have held onto Heath Dis, what a writer.
LM: I think you might have us confused with...
DD: Are you gonna ask some questions about the goddamn music?
LM: Your music has been described as total shit...