Thought for the day

The future is befanged with possibilities
like the shark's tooth pendant on a Gold Coast celebrity

EP Launch Dec 4th @ The East!

Faithful friends! Come down to our ep launch. It should look something like this!

Storm Pooper

Hey Hey It's Not Saturday

What a weird thing to revive. I mean Hey Hey It's Saturday, not Plucka and Darrel's seminal two piece blues rock outfit (pictured above).



I wonder if they'll bring back Ossie Ostrich as well. Remember when they fired him? Cunts.

I'll be watching Celebrity Master Chef instead:

Future-self

Dick Diver proudly presents installment #1 of their acclaimed 'Future-self' 'series.
Which one are you?
Vote for your favourite 'poolside punter' NOW!!!

Newsflash! DD polite pop pussies

A?B?
or, C?

"Preceding [Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks] first were Melbourne’s four-piece Dick Diver, whose polite indie pop and two singer/guitarists recalled The Go-Betweens, albeit spiked with the occasional leaping guitar solo or gust of noise. The band utilized slide guitar on a song about an aging punter lounging poolside, and previewed an upcoming 7-inch on Chapter Music."
- Doug Wallen

Browneye Medal

Decidedly upset with the lack of shock-frock red carpet footage on the tv last night,
a few searches for 'footy', 'dresses', and 'carpet' turned up this...