INTERVIEW WITH DICK PT. 1

From the latest issue of THE LITTLE MAGAZINE:

THE LITTLE MAGAZINE: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us, Dick.
DICK DIVER: Well, I've been a fan of your publication for a long time.
LM: Oh?
DD: Yeah, but you should have held onto Heath Dis, what a writer.
LM: I think you might have us confused with...
DD: Are you gonna ask some questions about the goddamn music?
LM: Your music has been described as total shit...

- CONTINUED IN PART 2. COMING SOON -

raging

Ever noticed how every episode of rage carries a warning that it will contain drug references/use, sex scenes, nudity, coarse language etc. etc.?

I've always liked the way it admits that no sane person could be fucked watching all those filmclips for a boob flash or a coke blizzard.

On the topic of rage, remember when they'd show the band/singer name and song title twice -one at the start of the clip and one at the end?

If it was 2002 and I wanted to name my band I'd call it The Secret Boner of Dawson Leary.

But in 2009 I would call it Dawson Leary's Secret Boners (DSBs for short).

What happened to the 'The' in those seven years? Forced exile?

Weird, this band naming lark.

When we were young we named the band with this chap above in mind.

I didn't know everybody had such dirty minds, swear!

Dick Diver's

Ah boolean script...
dick diver = Sabrina the teenage scrubber...
maybe you have some Dick Diver's to add?

Yo you

Is this shit outdated already? Looked at twitter and realised it was just writing a few lines about what you're doing at that moment in time. ie 'Right now I'm watching a film with Nicole Kidman and that psycho from silence of the lambs on mute etc it's shit awful'


We thought you could post pictures of Dawson with a 6.5/10 boner on the bed with Katie Holmes and cool stuff like that. This is the closest we got:





Almost.

Anyway, if you have the picture/video/Panel footage, send it on in y'all.